Tommy and I got married after I had been teaching for 6 years. That Christmas (we were married December 22) I worked as usual. And, as usual, I got sick from the door being open and closed all day.
After our wedding, we drove away and headed for our new home. On the way I told Tommy to stop and get me an alka seltzer because I wasn't feeling too well. We stopped at a convenience market and he went in to get the medicine. I noticed as he was paying that all the clerks in the store were bent over laughing. When he came out, I asked him what they were all laughing about.
He said that he told them his wife was sick and he needed some alka seltzer. They asked him why he was all dressed up. He said "I just got married."
Need I say more?
After our wedding, we drove away and headed for our new home. On the way I told Tommy to stop and get me an alka seltzer because I wasn't feeling too well. We stopped at a convenience market and he went in to get the medicine. I noticed as he was paying that all the clerks in the store were bent over laughing. When he came out, I asked him what they were all laughing about.
He said that he told them his wife was sick and he needed some alka seltzer. They asked him why he was all dressed up. He said "I just got married."
Need I say more?
